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354 episodes produced out of 6769 strips
must drink thursdays #8: starbucks roleplay
2017-09-12 02:00
~johnny titties
must drink thursdays #6: bossa nova nightlife
i'm very drunk please let me help houston now
must drink thursdays #5: i'm going to houston but first i got drunk to edit this shit
2017's most important announcement!!!
WE COME IN PEACE, GET IT?
must drink thursdays #1: we're all drunk and we're not currently sorry.
not a remix or the son of one, just the entirety of passport.mid played on a Roland Sound Canvas SC-55
don't you dare ever forget the cock
they can't all be winners, folks
drunk boys month II, part 6: IT'S THE GRAND FINALE!!!
drunk boys month II, part 0: the prequel in time
drunk boys month II, part 5: law & order: jerkcity: claire-drawing beats
drunk boys month II, part 4: csi: jerkcity: two jizzers
drunk boys month II, part 3: csi: jerkcity: the builders
drunk boys month II, part 2: The 9 Circles Variety Show
drunk boys month II, part 1: the bad one
can you quack / can you quack like a duck when you suck
Foley work done on location
bonus 3 year anniversary episode wow it's 2017!!!!
we like the music way too loud oh well
a birthday card slides under the cubicle door and you open it and it plays this sound
ask the yellow river boys
2017-04-25 02:00
~some dude in augusta ga
always sit on hitler jokes because they eventually come in handy
an podcast companion to the excellent audiovisual work of xenon
it's a jazz club oops i mean jizz
45 seconds in the bathroom, fin
45 seconds in the bathroom, continued
45 seconds in the bathroom, welcome
2017-02-23 02:00
~some dude in omaha
the second or third or fourth time someone's recorded themselves pissing for a hifi I haven't kept track
a conversation between caller and receiver
explicit valentine's day noises
even when you leave noises on the voicemail we'll find a way to use it
george a. romero's night of me giving head
2017-01-24 02:00
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@grilldos, sender station asks what's in the sky
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welcome to trump's america
if you're a GB bitch call +44 1-ASS-GAG-AVE (+44 1277 424283) today!
friends are just family you get to choose
it is better to give than to receive or wait maybe the opposite
2016-12-15 02:00
~some guy from staten island
discover yourself in a stream of conscious bathroom diatribe today
folks, get yourself some socks
wake up every morning glad this was not the case
the australian made this because the fuck does he care about thanksgiving
we support all immigrants
jerkcity news network continues to cover this unbelievable election season
the first tuesday after the first monday of november of the year of the orange dong
big ingestment opportunity in glory hole ministries
just back from the gay halloween party downstairs
jerkcity hifi, on broadway
sponsored by lucky strike. not the cigarette but what spigot calls his physical assault where the charges got dropped
hhhhggggggglllllyuuuggahggghhhgggggghg
RIP MORGAN FREEMAN CANT BELEIVE THE COPS PUT U IN A CHOKEHOLD #WOKEASF #FREESHCKRELLI
all the best bathroom stories
6 Different Kinds of Sauces.avi-PRICKALINOS.mkv
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.
you won't believe how little effort this sick idiot gives
this sick idiot shouldn't have even bothered
is this the kind of quality content you gents are looking for?
just going through audio we've been sent.
it's midnight and I made you a lost episode of Doctor Who with cocks
jerkcity hi-fi is a form of therapy, tell your congressman
the 6th term of the strike is everyone has to go to this fucked up church
we can finally put this mess behind us and make a new mess in front of us and we're talking about various bodily fluids
2016-06-02 02:00
~Bale and Jorkell, hyle
atandt is a noted shit eater
native americans say that the echoes of a dick sucked are your ancestors also getting their dick sucked
Only the best gardening tips, from us to you!
Thanks again to our special sponsors for making these excellent gardening tips possible!
this one's late. even the scabs can't show up on time.
Wow! What tips! GARDENING tips! For YOU!
Treat your family to a great view: your garden! All year round!
We'll teach you the gardening tips to manage any weather conditions. Guaranteed!
Bear with us as we work diligently to come to an agreement that benefits all parties.
2016-04-05 02:00
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@grilldos, someone in dayton oh,
@usbhumpdog, someone in kansas city mo, someone in peoria il, someone in philadelphia pa, someone in phoenix az, someone in san jose ca, someone in escondido ca, someone in new york state
happy 200th hi-fi from a collection of sick freaks
hello here is my over-edited verbose shortwave transmission
2016-03-24 02:00
~Bale and Jorkell
2016-03-22 02:00
~your European faggots Bale and Jorkell
they forgot to attach this one to the electronic mail
2016-03-17 02:00
~your European friends Bale and Jorkell
a surprise trilogy, in three parts
It's 2am but I suddenly found this one.
welcome to the jerkcity hi-fi alternate reality game.
this is very old and late.
the two drunk idiots forgot they were supposed to ask someone special to produce the next drunk boys month episode, so here's something else that also involved liquor. we run a terrible operation here.
it's still drunk boys month. i edited this drunk too. i have to work tomorrow. what am i doing with my life.
drunk boys month is two weeks deep please send help
two drunk idiots squirting out easy nostalgia for our personal demographic, can we please fucking go to sleep now
Common Core wont teach you how to lick and choke
hello here is an impromptu jerk city's hi fi
a red 100 with two lines under it, what does it mean?
i can't wait for the weekend to begin
music by the incredible Red State Update
that is normally how i talk to siri. because motherfucker cant get nothing right.
2015-12-22 02:00
~some creepy anonymous furry from escondido,
@grilldos
we finally found a use for this fucked up voicemail. this episode is appropriate for no one.
i had a migraine both before and after this was produced and now you do too
will smith award for being willsmith
30 seconds of truth and honesty from a dead man
an actual lurker delivered this VO upon request in under 90 seconds. as ryo said before never speaking again, "th lord works in mysterious ways,"
mumblecast w/ the boys!!!!!!!! in celebration of quake 3's 16 year anniversary yesterday.
i'd like to be murdered by what the news will refer to as a "big loud crime"
police once called backup on me because of balloon animals
it's diminished i think! i don't know it's been 5 years!!!!!
star trek voyeur starring gay rawls
everyone needs to learn how to operate their FROG
yeasu ft-60r with a diamond whip antenna
do you want by the numbers big boy. do you want the bared bones
a public service announcement from your friends
a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue.
fagen plays a melodica during aja in concert and it is a spiritual experience to behold
i'll never trust another cock-themed for-profit exposition
drill a hole in there and the freaks won't stop coming
i thought we were friends but we're really friends with forced benefits
title: begins now: do not paste this paste the actual thing after these quotations: please [s]get better soon[/s] stop eating the trash pizza
@grilldos
fatherhood, explored. not every episode can be about the dark terrors that haunt broken men
cat urday, in the dark / i stink it up: the jorts of july
we found another really thought-provoking radio program
some cultured references and inside jokes for all my truest friends.
i have a really good dirty pun for this but there are children present.
submit your own audio to jerkcity hifi today! PLEASE
no animals were harmed in the making of this episode
sound the alarm, this is not a test
i remember when there was the nothingness and there was no pain and no joy
it's been a year of this terrible bullshit
fucking logitech stick mics i swear to christ
and today from the BBC Turd Service
here's to the next 100, brought to you by demented sociopaths everywhere. submit your contribution to jerkcity hi-fi today!
2015-04-21 00:00
~some guy from escondido who messed up a line but i'm giggling so much i don't care,
@grilldos
being bedridden doesn't give my wife a break
pizza is life / pizza is lord
far out, man. i haven't seen a bong in years.
my benefits elections are due today
motherfucker can't keep it together for one god damn minute
we are radiogag, now an itunes approved podcast
tonight at 9, after a very special blossom
20,000 agents. over 20 years of experience.
he laughed at the strip so i told him to make this
you learn something new every day, kids
i'm going to bed, with my ghost van
the battles we fight in love and war
establishing continuity with an accidental episode creation
my wife yelled at me when i made this. it's our anniversary.
weeknights at 10 after judge jerkalot
happy thanksgiving, from your pals who yell into metal dicks at jerkcity hi-fi
if, when, why what / are you a butt slut
everyone needs help once in a while
there's only one way to close it
my daughter loves this show
despite the meat it'll be alright and gay
public service announcement and glory hole inspection notice
take the shitty joke and the voicemail and let me go back to bed for more fever dreams about the glory hole riddled with love -- also i was sick and couldn't find any audio of dick van dyke saying something racist or terrible so if you send that to me i'll add it. thanks and don't forget to tip your waiter over and puncture
dedicated to my daughter and unborn sibling. may you know the true nature of your father and yet remain unbroken. take pity.
one of the wright brothers is a post-op transexual but it's not the one you'd think
i can't think of anything funny to say, my ibs has drained me of one fluid and my well documented addiction drained another.
the work of one who consorts with beasts steer clear
actually it ended up being an .ogg but who gives a wet shit if soundcloud is just going to phase out their app's recording function anyway
is the darknet the part of my computer that's shadowed by my low hanging balls
the shadow knows all the undocumented truck stop glory hole visits left off your expense report in Q4 2013
damn son where'd you find this
official grammar school curriculum. NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND ON UNCLE TED'S FULL THROTTLE VACATION
I dumps AM thighs SORRY baby
two five eight six / referencing a thing you may have missed
i will have to explain these to my children some day
hitler is alive and well in my heart
my dick erupts and after a time i am burdened with crying meat
this man paid for an education ha ha a certified fool
this piece failed for four straight years in uil dramatic duo interp
while (you == "liberal arts degree waste of a egg") { print "yes"; }
weird al did a version of this joke on the uhf commentary track
i lost the e-mail for this but then i found it again what a close one
no casting call for birds this time
the first time i heard this i was shitfaced at midnight and it was a perfect start to father's day
the noise at the end is the sound of my impending death
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check you're local listings
you have to enunciate the t's
the bird is not a union actor but he did sign my release
screamed at hippies across a poorly maintained field
in my mind they do have to be yes
whet the palette, wet the gullet
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submissions
we need your help, we keep shitting the bed and no dry cleaner in a fifteen mile radius will take our business anymore.
submit partial or fully produced audio (vocal recordings, music, sound effects), ideas, requests, whatever at your leisure.
collaboration is king. we might put make-up on what you send, layer it, chop it up, etc.
we got a queue built up so you should probably ask us about a specific episode before you go doing your magnum opus.
eternal debt
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unnecessary bookmarklet for jerkcity.com
jerkcity.com already links to hi-fis. this adds extra shit.
it plays audio on-page using magical html5 & javascript & anal beads.
it links to the previous/next audio production.
adds a link to request production of an episode.
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of time to waste listening
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