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2016-08-25 02:00
~@usbhumpdog, @grilldos, some dude in ithica ny
all the best bathroom stories

3.76%

241 episodes produced out of 6405 strips

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2016-08-23 02:00
3 live boys: the prequel

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2016-08-18 02:00
3 live boys 4: the netflix revival

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2016-08-16 02:00
3 live boys 3: the made for tv movie

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2016-08-11 02:00
3 live boys 2: the musical

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2016-08-09 02:00
6 Different Kinds of Sauces.avi-PRICKALINOS.mkv

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2016-08-04 02:00
3 live boys

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2016-08-02 02:00
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.

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2016-07-28 02:00
broadcast rights revoked

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2016-07-26 02:00
#addressthefez

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2016-07-21 02:00
septic sifting

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2016-07-19 02:00
we didn't ask for this

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2016-07-14 02:00
you won't believe how little effort this sick idiot gives

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2016-07-12 02:00
this sick idiot shouldn't have even bothered

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2016-07-07 02:00
sick idiot does no one any favors

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2016-07-05 02:00
ostensibly inebriated in hotel delfino

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2016-06-30 02:00
a true story

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2016-06-28 02:00
look up dynamic range

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2016-06-23 02:00
is this the kind of quality content you gents are looking for?

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2016-06-21 02:00
just going through audio we've been sent.

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2016-06-16 02:00
it's midnight and I made you a lost episode of Doctor Who with cocks

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2016-06-14 02:00
~a couragous ithica new yorker, @grilldos
jerkcity hi-fi is a form of therapy, tell your congressman

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2016-06-09 02:00
the 6th term of the strike is everyone has to go to this fucked up church

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2016-06-07 02:00
~@grilldos, @tinypeepee, @hardclumping, hyle, some dude from hood river or
we can finally put this mess behind us and make a new mess in front of us and we're talking about various bodily fluids

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2016-06-02 02:00
~Bale and Jorkell, hyle
atandt is a noted shit eater

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2016-05-31 02:00
~@grilldos, hyle
native americans say that the echoes of a dick sucked are your ancestors also getting their dick sucked

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2016-05-26 02:00
scabs continue to ruin everything

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2016-05-24 02:00
Juicy, juicy gardening tips for good boys and girls!

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2016-05-19 02:00
~@tinypeepee, some dude in colorado, @grilldos
Only the best gardening tips, from us to you!

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2016-05-17 02:00
Thanks again to our special sponsors for making these excellent gardening tips possible!

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2016-05-12 06:50
this one's late. even the scabs can't show up on time.

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2016-05-10 02:00
Wow! What tips! GARDENING tips! For YOU!

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2016-05-05 02:00
Pull up a chair, we've got great gardening tips for you and yours!

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2016-05-03 02:00
What are we even doing anymore.

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2016-04-28 02:00
Treat your family to a great view: your garden! All year round!

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2016-04-26 02:00
Everything is fine.

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2016-04-21 02:00
We'll teach you the gardening tips to manage any weather conditions. Guaranteed!

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2016-04-19 02:00
~@dickmissiles, piedmont ca, @grilldos
Let's garden, friends!

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2016-04-14 02:00
Bear with us as we work diligently to come to an agreement that benefits all parties.

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2016-04-12 02:00
~hyle, @grilldos
the boy is now a man

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2016-04-07 02:00
the backside abyss

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2016-04-05 02:00
~@grilldos, someone in dayton oh, @usbhumpdog, someone in kansas city mo, someone in peoria il, someone in philadelphia pa, someone in phoenix az, someone in san jose ca, someone in escondido ca, someone in new york state
happy 200th hi-fi from a collection of sick freaks

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2016-03-31 02:00
please don't shoot the messenger

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2016-03-29 02:00
hello here is my over-edited verbose shortwave transmission

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2016-03-24 02:00
~Bale and Jorkell
a full 90

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2016-03-22 02:00
~your European faggots Bale and Jorkell
they forgot to attach this one to the electronic mail

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2016-03-17 02:00
~your European friends Bale and Jorkell
a surprise trilogy, in three parts

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2016-03-14 02:00
~Bale
It's 2am but I suddenly found this one.

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2016-03-10 02:00
ever cummed?

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2016-03-08 02:00
~some dude from bloomington in, @tinypeepee's slow work day, @grilldos
welcome to the jerkcity hi-fi alternate reality game.

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2016-03-03 02:00
~some dude from peoria il, @hypersaline, @grilldos
do not eat frog. for more frog tips check out @frogtips or http://frog.tips/

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2016-03-01 02:00
thank you bill loose

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2016-02-25 02:00
~@clayren, @grilldos, @tinypeepee's air-voice and space anus
ice cream sandies

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2016-02-23 02:00
one eight hundred urine

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2016-02-18 02:00
~pepito, @grilldos, @tinypeepee's miscjazz
this is very old and late.

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2016-02-16 02:00
a flush on national TV in 1990

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2016-02-11 02:00
the two drunk idiots forgot they were supposed to ask someone special to produce the next drunk boys month episode, so here's something else that also involved liquor. we run a terrible operation here.

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2016-02-09 02:00
it's still drunk boys month. i edited this drunk too. i have to work tomorrow. what am i doing with my life.

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2016-02-04 02:00
drunk boys month is two weeks deep please send help

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2016-02-02 02:00
two drunk idiots squirting out easy nostalgia for our personal demographic, can we please fucking go to sleep now

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2016-01-28 02:00
drunk boys month continues.

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2016-01-26 02:00
drunk month begins now.

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2016-01-21 02:00
Common Core wont teach you how to lick and choke

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2016-01-19 02:00
hello here is an impromptu jerk city's hi fi

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2016-01-14 02:00
~@grilldos, @ghostofeazye, @clayren, @lanachan's the adventures of mr. fuck
sequel to 3327, you see.

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2016-01-12 02:00
a special canonical birthday gift for @hardclumping via a donation to Midnight Mission by @grilldos @tinypeepee mike @alligatorsa @varxx @ghostofeazye @clayren & danl. five minutes hence https://youtu.be/VWlv_02fRyY and ten minutes hence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDINx6ThODI

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2016-01-07 02:00
~@clayren, @lanachan's summer falls, @grilldos
a red 100 with two lines under it, what does it mean?

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2016-01-05 02:00
~@grilldos, @jessephamel's creepy crawly
inspired by tunes

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2015-12-31 02:00
i can't wait for the weekend to begin

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2015-12-29 02:00
music by the incredible Red State Update

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2015-12-24 02:00
that is normally how i talk to siri. because motherfucker cant get nothing right.

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2015-12-22 02:00
~some creepy anonymous furry from escondido, @grilldos
we finally found a use for this fucked up voicemail. this episode is appropriate for no one.

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2015-12-17 02:00
~@grilldos, @lanachan's goodbasss
i had a migraine both before and after this was produced and now you do too

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2015-12-15 02:00
will smith award for being willsmith

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2015-12-10 02:00
~@grilldos, @lanachan's dingus
30 seconds of truth and honesty from a dead man

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2015-12-08 02:00
~@weeaboo the real life lurker, @lanachan's cheesy, @grilldos
an actual lurker delivered this VO upon request in under 90 seconds. as ryo said before never speaking again, "th lord works in mysterious ways,"

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2015-12-03 02:00
~the dogged gamer, @hardclumping, @ghostofeazye
mumblecast w/ the boys!!!!!!!! in celebration of quake 3's 16 year anniversary yesterday.

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2015-12-01 02:00
i'd like to be murdered by what the news will refer to as a "big loud crime"

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2015-11-26 02:00
police once called backup on me because of balloon animals

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2015-11-24 02:00
it's diminished i think! i don't know it's been 5 years!!!!!

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2015-11-19 02:00
sequel to 453, you see.

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2015-11-17 02:00
~@grilldos, trelane, d'angelo barksdale
star trek voyeur starring gay rawls

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2015-11-12 02:00
everyone needs to learn how to operate their FROG

158
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2015-11-10 02:00
mixed messages from ol' jimmy the whale

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2015-11-05 02:00
witness starring harold the ford truck

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2015-11-03 02:00
this one went places didn't it

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2015-10-29 02:00
yeasu ft-60r with a diamond whip antenna

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2015-10-27 02:00
do you want by the numbers big boy. do you want the bared bones

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2015-10-22 02:00
~@grilldos, @lanachan's supersaw
a public service announcement from your friends

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2015-10-20 02:00
hungry for synergism

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2015-10-15 02:00
heaven is for real

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2015-10-13 02:00
canonically the last jerkcity hifi

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2015-10-08 02:00
a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue.

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2015-10-06 02:00
life's bad puzzle

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2015-10-01 02:00
what's going on here???

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2015-09-29 02:00
the sailor

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2015-09-24 02:00
speak in hell

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2015-09-22 02:00
mister hughes' glory hole adventure

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2015-09-17 02:00
i said let her finish dammit!

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2015-09-15 02:00
let her finish.

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2015-09-10 02:00
fagen plays a melodica during aja in concert and it is a spiritual experience to behold

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2015-09-08 02:00
wow i can't wait to die

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2015-09-03 02:00
girth, sinned & perspire

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2015-09-01 02:00
i'll never trust another cock-themed for-profit exposition

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2015-08-27 02:00
ghosts in the maschine

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2015-08-25 02:00
drill a hole in there and the freaks won't stop coming

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2015-08-20 00:00
roger nichols level work here

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2015-08-18 00:00
i thought we were friends but we're really friends with forced benefits

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2015-08-13 00:00
golden age of radio

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2015-08-11 00:00
you're never safe.

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2015-08-06 00:00
we';; never figure this out

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2015-08-04 00:00
title: begins now: do not paste this paste the actual thing after these quotations: please [s]get better soon[/s] stop eating the trash pizza @grilldos

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2015-07-30 00:00
fatherhood, explored. not every episode can be about the dark terrors that haunt broken men

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2015-07-28 00:00
~"cat urday", @grilldos
cat urday, in the dark / i stink it up: the jorts of july

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2015-07-23 00:00
we found another really thought-provoking radio program

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2015-07-21 00:00
some cultured references and inside jokes for all my truest friends.

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2015-07-16 00:00
congrats, nerds

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2015-07-14 00:00
~children @dickmissiles stole, @grilldos
i have a really good dirty pun for this but there are children present.

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2015-07-09 00:00
submit your own audio to jerkcity hifi today! PLEASE

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2015-07-07 00:00
~@grilldos, some dude in colorado
no animals were harmed in the making of this episode

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2015-07-02 00:00
sequel to 1186, you see.

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2015-06-30 00:00
out where creams cum goo

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2015-06-26 22:45
suddenly!

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2015-06-25 00:00
go fuck yourself

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2015-06-23 00:00
can you dig it

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2015-06-18 00:00
check it out @buzzfeed

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2015-06-16 00:00
roaming charges apply

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2015-06-11 00:00
9/11 is in 3 months

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2015-06-09 00:00
now sponsored

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2015-06-04 00:00
wish u were queer

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2015-06-02 00:00
sound the alarm, this is not a test

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2015-05-28 00:00
~"cat urday", @grilldos
unsolicited filfth

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2015-05-26 00:00
i remember when there was the nothingness and there was no pain and no joy

108
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2015-05-21 00:00
smooth buddy week 2015: the jerkcity players present, part 2

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2015-05-19 00:00
smooth buddy week 2015: the jerkcity players present, part 1

106
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2015-05-14 00:00
it's been a year of this terrible bullshit

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2015-05-12 00:00
it goes from spigot to pants to deuce, that's the chart

104
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2015-05-07 00:00
fucking logitech stick mics i swear to christ

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2015-05-05 00:00
~some guy from crystal river, @hipstersandwich, some guy from santa fe, @grilldos
story time

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2015-04-30 00:00
in transit

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2015-04-28 00:00
and today from the BBC Turd Service

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2015-04-23 00:00
~some guy from london (canada), @hardclumping, @hebrewmagic (asshole), some guy from santa barbara, some guy from sante fe, some chick from charlottesville, @hipstersandwich, @sexpleasant, some guy from sunnyvale, @grilldos
here's to the next 100, brought to you by demented sociopaths everywhere. submit your contribution to jerkcity hi-fi today!

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2015-04-21 00:00
~some guy from escondido who messed up a line but i'm giggling so much i don't care, @grilldos
one breath

98
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2015-04-16 00:00
being bedridden doesn't give my wife a break

97
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2015-04-14 00:00
pizza is life / pizza is lord

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2015-04-09 00:00
far out, man. i haven't seen a bong in years.

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2015-04-07 00:00
~@grilldos, some dude from sunnyvale
my benefits elections are due today

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2015-04-02 00:00
trigger warning: reality

93
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2015-03-31 00:00
motherfucker can't keep it together for one god damn minute

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2015-03-27 00:00
a rehearsal director's cut

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2015-03-26 00:00
~@grilldos, @hardclumping, @ghostofeazye, @kcgreenn's table and script drawings
more rehearsals, my god https://youtu.be/GrIp75006ng

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2015-03-24 00:00
rehearsal, what a concept

89
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2015-03-19 00:00
we are radiogag, now an itunes approved podcast

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2015-03-17 00:00
authentic sounds from around the world

87
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2015-03-12 00:00
tonight at 9, after a very special blossom

86
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2015-03-10 00:00
another encounter

85
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2015-03-05 00:00
found in the minutes

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2015-03-03 00:00
with thanks to datafile 1

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2015-02-26 00:00
20,000 agents. over 20 years of experience.

82
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2015-02-24 00:00
ready and willing

81
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2015-02-19 00:00
she's pregnant

80
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2015-02-17 00:00
he laughed at the strip so i told him to make this

79
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2015-02-12 00:00
one from a bathroom

78
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2015-02-10 00:00
is this where i report bugs, i don't even know https://home.mrtheplague.net/ is any of this even worth fixing

77
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2015-02-05 00:00
you learn something new every day, kids

76
explicit
2015-02-03 00:00
i'm going to bed, with my ghost van

75
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2015-01-29 00:00
the battles we fight in love and war

74
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2015-01-27 00:00
establishing continuity with an accidental episode creation

73
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2015-01-22 00:00
here are these two idiots again

72
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2015-01-20 00:00
it's ghost and clump week on jchf

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2015-01-15 00:00
~@grilldos, @ghostofeazye, DJ RAPEKIT on tunes
a friendship tested

70
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2015-01-13 00:00
□□□□□□□□□□

69
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2015-01-08 00:00
gotta make the talk circuit

68
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2015-01-06 00:00
a: always, b: beat, c: cocks

67
explicit
2015-01-01 00:00
my wife yelled at me when i made this. it's our anniversary.

66
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2014-12-30 00:00
a long boy dreams of flight

65
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2014-12-25 00:00
a christmas trope

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2014-12-23 00:00
~@dickmissiles, @grilldos, some guy named keith law on music
a ted talk christmas

63
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2014-12-18 00:00
hellbound and gagged

62
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2014-12-16 00:00
ye olde jerkcity shoppe

61
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2014-12-11 00:00
thanks for coming

60
sfw
2014-12-09 00:00
weeknights at 10 after judge jerkalot

59
explicit
2014-12-04 00:00
are you looking for me

58
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2014-12-02 00:00
good morning

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2014-11-27 00:00
happy thanksgiving, from your pals who yell into metal dicks at jerkcity hi-fi

56
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2014-11-25 00:00
if, when, why what / are you a butt slut

55
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2014-11-20 00:00
everyone needs help once in a while

54
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2014-11-18 00:00
there's only one way to close it

53
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2014-11-13 00:00
our only choice

52
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2014-11-11 00:00
my daughter loves this show

51
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2014-11-06 00:00
it's not unisex

50
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2014-11-04 00:00
real friends listen

49
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2014-10-30 00:00
matt threw, let's go

48
sfw
2014-10-28 00:00
ride the green line

47
explicit
2014-10-23 00:00
despite the meat it'll be alright and gay

46
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2014-10-21 00:00
the golden age

45
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2014-10-16 00:00
public service announcement and glory hole inspection notice

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2014-10-14 07:42
take the shitty joke and the voicemail and let me go back to bed for more fever dreams about the glory hole riddled with love -- also i was sick and couldn't find any audio of dick van dyke saying something racist or terrible so if you send that to me i'll add it. thanks and don't forget to tip your waiter over and puncture

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2014-10-09 00:00
dedicated to my daughter and unborn sibling. may you know the true nature of your father and yet remain unbroken. take pity.

42
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2014-10-07 00:00
he just squirted this out. on command.

41
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2014-10-02 00:00
it's real, ask letterman

40
sfw
2014-09-30 00:00
one of the wright brothers is a post-op transexual but it's not the one you'd think

39
explicit
2014-09-25 00:00
never expiring

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explicit
2014-09-23 00:00
king kock

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2014-09-18 00:00
i can't think of anything funny to say, my ibs has drained me of one fluid and my well documented addiction drained another.

36
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2014-09-16 00:00
the work of one who consorts with beasts steer clear

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2014-09-11 00:00
pulled from syndication

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2014-09-09 00:00
actually it ended up being an .ogg but who gives a wet shit if soundcloud is just going to phase out their app's recording function anyway

33
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2014-09-04 00:00
is the darknet the part of my computer that's shadowed by my low hanging balls

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2014-09-02 00:00
death is certain

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explicit
2014-08-28 00:00
the shadow knows all the undocumented truck stop glory hole visits left off your expense report in Q4 2013

30
explicit
2014-08-26 00:00
damn son where'd you find this

29
explicit
2014-08-21 00:00
official grammar school curriculum. NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND ON UNCLE TED'S FULL THROTTLE VACATION

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2014-08-19 00:00
he could not

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explicit
2014-08-14 00:00
I dumps AM thighs SORRY baby

26
sfw
2014-08-12 00:00
the end is a clue ssssh

25
sfw
2014-08-07 00:00
two five eight six / referencing a thing you may have missed

24
explicit
2014-08-05 00:00
just two bros chillin on a wednesday afternoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgyWsL7-B9c

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explicit
2014-07-31 00:00
i will have to explain these to my children some day

22
explicit
2014-07-29 00:00
hitler is alive and well in my heart

21
explicit
2014-07-24 00:00
my dick erupts and after a time i am burdened with crying meat

20
explicit
2014-07-22 00:00
this man paid for an education ha ha a certified fool

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sfw
2014-07-17 00:00
this piece failed for four straight years in uil dramatic duo interp

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2014-07-15 00:00
while (you == "liberal arts degree waste of a egg") { print "yes"; }

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2014-07-10 00:00
weird al did a version of this joke on the uhf commentary track

16
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2014-07-08 00:00
i lost the e-mail for this but then i found it again what a close one

15
explicit
2014-07-03 00:00
no casting call for birds this time

14
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2014-07-01 00:00
the first time i heard this i was shitfaced at midnight and it was a perfect start to father's day

13
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2014-06-26 00:00
apollo 13 archival audio

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2014-06-24 00:00
actually sober

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2014-06-19 06:30
#yesallwomen

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2014-06-17 10:00
the noise at the end is the sound of my impending death

9
explicit
2014-06-12 10:00
does json count

8
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2014-06-10 10:00
The CALM Act directs the Commission to establish rules that require TV stations, cable operators, satellite TV providers or other multichannel video program distributors (MVPDs) to apply the Advanced Television Systems Committee's (ATSC) A/85 Recommended Practice ("ATSC A/85 RP") to commercial advertisements they transmit to viewers.

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2014-06-05 10:00
check you're local listings

6
explicit
2014-06-03 10:00
nothing isn't real

5
explicit
2014-05-29 10:00
you have to enunciate the t's

4
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2014-05-27 10:00
the bird is not a union actor but he did sign my release

3
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2014-05-22 10:00
screamed at hippies across a poorly maintained field

2
explicit
2014-05-21 10:00
in my mind they do have to be yes

1
explicit
2014-05-13 10:00
whet the palette, wet the gullet

516.5 MB

of wasted space

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